AS technology becomes more and more a part of our lives texting is become the preferred way to communicate. As those darn keys get harder to see we need to shorten our need to type as we get older. So my dear wife sent me these new text short cuts for seniors

ATD -  At The Doctors

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW -  Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT -  Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM -  Covered By Medicare

CUATSC -  See You At The Senior Center

DWI- Driving While Incontinent

FWBB -  Freind With Beta Blockers

FWIW -  Forgot Where I Was

FYI -  Found Your Insulin

GGPBL -  Gotta GO, Pacemaker Battery Low

GGLKI -  GOtta GO Laxative KIcking In

GHA -  Got Heartburn Again

HGBM -  Had A Good Bowel Movement

IMHO -  Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL -  LIvin On Lipitor

LWO -  Lawrence Welks On

OMMR -  On My Massage Chair

ROFL....CGU - Rolling On the Floor Laughing...Can''t Get Up

TOT -  Texting ON the Toilet

TTYL -  Talk To You Louder

WAITT -  Who Am I Talking To?

WTP-  Where'er The Prunes

WWNO -  Walker Wheels Need Oil