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AS technology becomes more and more a part of our lives texting is become the preferred way to communicate. As those darn keys get harder to see we need to shorten our need to type as we get older. So my dear wife sent me these new text short cuts for seniors
ATD - At The Doctors
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered By Medicare
CUATSC - See You At The Senior Center
DWI- Driving While Incontinent
FWBB - Freind With Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta GO, Pacemaker Battery Low
GGLKI - GOtta GO Laxative KIcking In
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had A Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - LIvin On Lipitor
LWO - Lawrence Welks On
OMMR - On My Massage Chair
ROFL....CGU - Rolling On the Floor Laughing...Can''t Get Up
TOT - Texting ON the Toilet
TTYL - Talk To You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTP- Where'er The Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
